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What's blue and fucks grannies?

Pneumonia!

What's blue and fucks kids?

You in your lucky blue coat!

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Neophema Chrysogaster, or the Orange-Bellied Parrot, which is native to the coastal regions of South Eastern Australia, sadly less widespread and abundant than it was in the early part of the 20th century.

Why did the little girl cross the road?


Because I flashed her.

Lauren wrote:Do you even get the joke?

I thought so..

Lol poor sakke ^^

When asked about his blindness, Stevie Wonder replied:

"It could've been worse, I could've been born Black."

A mexican, a jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here."


Best Joke Ever.

Ok....

A guy comes into a bar with his pet alligator...

He bets that he can put his junk in the alligator's mouth if everyone will buy him a drink.

To everyone's amazement, he does just that and wacks the 'gator on the head with a beer bottle and he releases his manhood unscathed....

He then proclaims that he'll buy anyone willing to try a drink if they can do the same...

A blonde in the back stands up and says she will try if he won't hit her so hard with the bottle...

hehe

~archi

p.s. --

Magyk wrote:A mexican, a jew, and a colored guy walk into a bar.
The bartender looks up and says "Get the fuck outta here."


Best Joke Ever.

Woulda been better if you put a Star Wars spin on it and had the punchline be..."We don't serve your kind here."

An afrocan american, a mexican and an american guy walk along the the beach and they find a lamp. They rub the lamp and a guinee appears. He says: "I'll give you three one wish each."
The afrocan american guy starts off wishing for him and all his afrocan american brothers and sisters to be back and Africa and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come truen.
Then the mexican guy wishes for him and all his mexican friends to be back in Mexico and happy. And the guinee makes the wish come true.
The only the american guy and the guinee are left on the beach, and the american guys ask the guinee: "All the mexicans are back in mexico right?" "Yes," the guinee answers. "And all of the afrocan americans are back in Africa?" The guinee tells him yes. "Then I'll just want a coke."

Stolen from somewhere, don't recall where.

Reminds me of this one...

A very sad-looking man walks into a bar carrying a black bag and sits down at the bar.

Curiously, the bartender asks him why he looked so upset.

Without saying a word, the man pulls out of the bag a tiny grand piano and then a tiny little man who begins to play the piano....

"Wow, why are you so upset about that....you could make a lot of money with something like that" the bartender exclaims....

Next, the man pulls out a corroded old lamp and motions the bartender to give it a rub....out pops a decrepit old genie who says "I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH!!"

Without hesitation, the bartender says "I want a million BUCKS!!" and, one-by-one ducks begin popping up all over the bar....QUACK...QUACK...QUACK!!

The bartender then exclaims "Hey, I said a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS!!!"

The man leans over and says "You think I asked for a twelve-inch PIANIST?!"

~archi