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Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:02 am
by piipe
here's a question of intelligence ...
so there is a guy who is really really hungrY so he decides to go hunting..
NOW PAY ATTENTION!
he walks 10 meters to the south.. and he doesn't find anything to hunt,then he walks 10 meters to the east
and he finds a bear , he kill him and wlaks 10 meters to the north and returns home..
WHAT'S THE COLOR OF THE BEAR?
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:36 am
by GUARD!AN
That was such a tasteless joke piipe!! How could you post such a thing!
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:40 am
by Ramshi
omg not this joke....i heard it when i was in year 4 and i remember not knowing the answer cuz i was dumb back then.
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- the bear is white cuz only in the arctic circle is everything equal like that
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:50 am
by Roflraptor
Ramshi wrote:omg not this joke....i heard it when i was in year 4 and i remember not knowing the answer cuz i was dumb back then.
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- the bear is white cuz only in the arctic circle is everything equal like that
At the North Pole, every direction you face is south.
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 8:50 am
by Max Rambone
An African scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. Nearby was the African scientist.
Together, they then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. The Rangers asked which bear had eaten the scientist, because they feared an international incident. "The male," said the African scientist. They killed the male and cut open the bear's stomach and....NOTHING.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "Never believe a black man who says 'The Czech is in the male.'"
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:34 am
by Magyk
Max Rambone wrote:An African scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. Nearby was the African scientist.
Together, they then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. The Rangers asked which bear had eaten the scientist, because they feared an international incident. "The female," said the African scientist. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and....NOTHING.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "Never believe a black man who says 'The Czech is in the male.'"
This is my favorite joke of all time, though it's better told in person. I've never heard anyone else tell it though, so high five.
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- They're supposed to cut open the male though
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:05 am
by Turquoise Dragon
Max Rambone wrote:An African scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts. Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals. They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented.
For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. Nearby was the African scientist.
Together, they then followed the trail of a male and a female bear. The Rangers asked which bear had eaten the scientist, because they feared an international incident. "The female," said the African scientist. They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach and....NOTHING.
One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"
"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "Never believe a black man who says 'The Czech is in the male.'"
This. This just made my day.
Gonna store it away in memory for an (in)appropriate time to say it. Maybe I'll raid the university's black student union and tell it
Agree with mag, though. Should have cut open the male.
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:37 am
by Magyk
Funny how there are so many variations of the same joke. The variation I've heard way up North here was that it was a Czech and his Black friend hunting bears in the Maine wilderness, and when the Czech was eaten he went and got a game warden. For bonus emphasis, you drop the N word at the punchline too.
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:28 pm
by Max Rambone
Oh ya....the male....lol sorry.
fixt.
~archi
Re: Tasteless Jokes
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:08 pm
by Kerafym
i keep clicking this expecting to read something about colossi being imbalanced, and then remembering that was an artosis joke.
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