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Stranger: A wild Obama appears!
You: HAHA.
You: what's his attack?
Stranger: havent figured that out yet
You: aw
You: what about
You: CHANGE
You: OMG!!! CHANGE!!!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: Obama uses Change. It is not effective.
Stranger: Obama runs.
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Stranger: hello
Stranger: are u wookiee?
You: LOL.
Stranger: seems yes
Stranger: fuck u
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omegle xD
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GUARD!AN
- Soup Eater
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- Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 3:41 pm
- Location: San Francisco, CA
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Re: omegle xD
rooooofl.
wtf is omegle?
wtf is omegle?
GUARD!AN
–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
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Turky
- dude weighs like 90 pounds
- Posts: 3012
- Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 4:32 pm
- Location: the great communist world of china
Re: omegle xD
o suz forgot dis 1:
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Stranger: hi
You: hiya
Stranger: tell me your country
You: usa
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I hat america. evil country
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: hiya
Stranger: tell me your country
You: usa
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I hat america. evil country
Stranger: bye
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GUARD!AN
- Soup Eater
- Posts: 3019
- Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 3:41 pm
- Location: San Francisco, CA
- Contact:
Re: omegle xD
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: Good, you?
You: good
Stranger: whats up?
You: the sky
You: whats down?
Stranger: ground
You: wrong
You: your mother
Stranger: wow, real mature.
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My first conversation on Omegle lol
Stranger: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: Good, you?
You: good
Stranger: whats up?
You: the sky
You: whats down?
Stranger: ground
You: wrong
You: your mother
Stranger: wow, real mature.
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My first conversation on Omegle lol
GUARD!AN
–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
–noun
1. guarding; protecting: a guardian deity.
2. a violent, tropical, cyclonic storm of the western North Atlantic, having wind
speeds of or in excess of 72 mph (32 m/sec).
3. (in Gnosticism) one of a class of powers or beings conceived as emanating
from the Supreme Being and performing various functions in the operations of
the universe.
4. a terrifying dream in which the dreamer experiences feelings of helplessness,
extreme anxiety, sorrow, etc.
5. The sensation and muscular spasm caused by an electric current passing
through the body or a body part.
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Turky
- dude weighs like 90 pounds
- Posts: 3012
- Joined: Mon May 25, 2009 4:32 pm
- Location: the great communist world of china
Re: omegle xD
actually heard about this from ctfers, here are some of their best exploits:
Stranger: are u a gir;
Stranger: girl*
You: i used to be
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^ wasn't actually katie, he played along :<Stranger: katie that u?
You: would you like to star in a movie i am making?
You: its called throbbin hood
Stranger: wtf..lol that u katie?
Stranger: very funny...
You: yes it is me katie
You: lol
You: :p
Stranger: sooo..did u tell lauren
You: no
Stranger: dang
You: didnt think she should know
Stranger: but the thing is...it might matter to her that your seeing someone else...seeing as she didnt know about u beign straight until last week
You: yea well thats the way the cookie crumbles
Stranger: awww yeh..i can call and tell her for u if u want???
Stranger: or do u want to go out to a movie or sumthin?
You: ill just tell her 2morro
Stranger: kk
You: ive heard the hangover is pretty good
You: want to go and see that?
Stranger: hmm okay never heard of it but sure..i will meet u at bus stop outside ur house in 30 or so?? (if movie is palyin around then)
You: yea sure
Stranger: alrightyyyy see ya..!!
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You: i have aids
Stranger: thats too bad
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You: 8=======O
You: actual size
Stranger: Uhh
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Stranger: male
You: spit or swalloe?
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Stranger: hi how old?
You: hi, im 14
Stranger: how are u?
You: can you help me? im in trouble
Stranger: with who?
You: i made poo in my boxers
Stranger: ok...
You: problem is
You: when my mother comes home she will be very angry
You: what should i do
Stranger: so make it artistic maybe u can say its art!
You: lol
You: other suggestions?
You: im serious... she will be very angry
Stranger: put it off
You: now?
You: done. and now?
Stranger: get a new one from your wardrobe
You: you want me to go home completely naked?
Stranger: go home? where are you?
You: central park, manhattan, nyc. im using hotspot
Stranger: lol, what the hell
You: people staring at me... i dont feel well
Stranger: you are kidding me
You: no. some guy asked me what im doing... told him you wanted me to put my clothes off.
Stranger: put your dirty clothes back on.... hurry up!!
You: lol i cant
Stranger: why?????
You: some guy came and cleaned the dustbin. its empty
Stranger: and your pants where inside?
You: yes
You: some cop is coming. Will i get trouble?
Stranger: not sure, but i guess i will
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Stranger: hi
You: greetz
Stranger: asl
You: ?
You: what is asl
Stranger: age sex location
You: I guess I would prefer 15 year old males in the back of my car...
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Re: omegle xD
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A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: u type a lot
You: u like to type?
Stranger: hi
You: oh hi
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 23 m uk..u
You: 24 f uk
You: whats ur name mayb i kno u!
Stranger: rob
You: i fucked a guy named rob like last week lol
You: what do u look like?
Stranger: was he gud
You: mind blowing
You: i lost his # tho
You: :\
Stranger: oops...im 6ft med build brown hair n u ?
You: 5'8 athletic and blonde ^_^
You: well nto athletic kinda
You: i dont have big muscles :V
Stranger: u sound like u cud go all nite!
Stranger: lol
You: ya
You: i cant get enough of sex
You: ^__^
Stranger: so why u on here instead of fuking tonite ?
You: no guys wanted me
Stranger: whaaattt
Stranger: must b mad
You: ya
Stranger: wots ur name
You: so im probaly just going to lube and play with myslef :/
You: janet
Stranger: u like that ?
You: i perfer dick in me
You: but
Stranger: when did u lose ur cherry
You: 13
You: u?
Stranger: 16
You: o
You: lol
Stranger: i know late starter
You: where do u live i can come keep u company?
You:
Stranger: near sheff...u
You: i live in sheff.....
You: this is great luck:D
Stranger: yeah
You: i live off of king st
You: u?
Stranger: nearer attercliffe
Stranger: r u lubin yet
You: no maybe you can help me with that
You:
Stranger: wats your favourite posistion
You: doggy or with the guy holding me in the air
Stranger: mmm..
Stranger: u gonna make me wank meself..that ok ?
You: ill take care of that
You: can u get any vodka? and then i could come over...
Stranger: got sum in da house sumwhere
You: o nice
You: so... could i come over??
Stranger: unless i cum over 2 u
You: my room mates are throwing a party
You: i couldnt do all the dirty stuff i want to
Stranger: what r u wearin
You: a tight blue tank top
You: and short shorts
You: and a red lace thong
You: u?
Stranger: vest n bulging shorts
You: bulgin cause of ur thing??
Stranger: oh yeah
You: im gettin hot... whats ur adress i wanna come over and have u!!
Stranger: yeah bet ull not turn up
You: i will
You: do u want to take the chance of me not?
You: cuz if u dont tell me i cant come at all...
Stranger: tell me wot ur gonna do 2 me
You: ill pull down ur bulgin shorts
You: ill slowly stroke ur long hard cock
You: and ill start licking it..
You: and then when u blow ur load in my mouth ill swallow it...
You: then ill push u on the bed
You: and take off my underwear
You: and then ill put u inside me
You: and then well go until u come again
You: and then if u wana keep goin we will
Stranger: ffs!
You: what??
Stranger: im so fujun hardddddd
You: whats ur addy so i can come i dont want u to lose it
Stranger: ### attercliffe road
You: ok just keep it going and i will be there soon
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You: u type a lot
You: u like to type?
Stranger: hi
You: oh hi
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 23 m uk..u
You: 24 f uk
You: whats ur name mayb i kno u!
Stranger: rob
You: i fucked a guy named rob like last week lol
You: what do u look like?
Stranger: was he gud
You: mind blowing
You: i lost his # tho
You: :\
Stranger: oops...im 6ft med build brown hair n u ?
You: 5'8 athletic and blonde ^_^
You: well nto athletic kinda
You: i dont have big muscles :V
Stranger: u sound like u cud go all nite!
Stranger: lol
You: ya
You: i cant get enough of sex
You: ^__^
Stranger: so why u on here instead of fuking tonite ?
You: no guys wanted me
Stranger: whaaattt
Stranger: must b mad
You: ya
Stranger: wots ur name
You: so im probaly just going to lube and play with myslef :/
You: janet
Stranger: u like that ?
You: i perfer dick in me
You: but
Stranger: when did u lose ur cherry
You: 13
You: u?
Stranger: 16
You: o
You: lol
Stranger: i know late starter
You: where do u live i can come keep u company?
You:
Stranger: near sheff...u
You: i live in sheff.....
You: this is great luck:D
Stranger: yeah
You: i live off of king st
You: u?
Stranger: nearer attercliffe
Stranger: r u lubin yet
You: no maybe you can help me with that
You:
Stranger: wats your favourite posistion
You: doggy or with the guy holding me in the air
Stranger: mmm..
Stranger: u gonna make me wank meself..that ok ?
You: ill take care of that
You: can u get any vodka? and then i could come over...
Stranger: got sum in da house sumwhere
You: o nice
You: so... could i come over??
Stranger: unless i cum over 2 u
You: my room mates are throwing a party
You: i couldnt do all the dirty stuff i want to
Stranger: what r u wearin
You: a tight blue tank top
You: and short shorts
You: and a red lace thong
You: u?
Stranger: vest n bulging shorts
You: bulgin cause of ur thing??
Stranger: oh yeah
You: im gettin hot... whats ur adress i wanna come over and have u!!
Stranger: yeah bet ull not turn up
You: i will
You: do u want to take the chance of me not?
You: cuz if u dont tell me i cant come at all...
Stranger: tell me wot ur gonna do 2 me
You: ill pull down ur bulgin shorts
You: ill slowly stroke ur long hard cock
You: and ill start licking it..
You: and then when u blow ur load in my mouth ill swallow it...
You: then ill push u on the bed
You: and take off my underwear
You: and then ill put u inside me
You: and then well go until u come again
You: and then if u wana keep goin we will
Stranger: ffs!
You: what??
Stranger: im so fujun hardddddd
You: whats ur addy so i can come i dont want u to lose it
Stranger: ### attercliffe road
You: ok just keep it going and i will be there soon
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Re: omegle xD
That last one is really funny.
In that second conversation trk it sounds like you connected to Duo, Kera or Wafflz, lol.
In that second conversation trk it sounds like you connected to Duo, Kera or Wafflz, lol.
Now that's the tastiest crunch I ever hoid.
Re: omegle xD
That last one is really funny.
In that second conversation trk it sounds like you connected to Duo, Kera or Wafflz, lol.
In that second conversation trk it sounds like you connected to Duo, Kera or Wafflz, lol.
Now that's the tastiest crunch I ever hoid.
Re: omegle xD
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